Wednesday, August 18, 2010

A Thing a Day 11

Day 11 - Devil in the Blue Plastic Cladding
Dear Dirt Devil Vacuum,

You suck.  Well, not functionally.  I mean that at as a criticism of your actual ability to do same.  Which isn't so good anymore.

And you don't stand up anymore.  And you're big and loud.

You served us well for over 10 years in 2 apartments and 2 houses.

But now you've been replaced.  Why are you still here?

Buh-bye.

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