Ok - fire up PowerPoint. Load up the presentation you're currently working on. Do you have this slide?
Kill it, kill it now. We don't want to see it, it makes all of us dumber. And it makes you look bad when you try to paraphrase it so that you're not just reading off the slide. And then halfway through you realize that you're required to say "faster, easier and cheaper" and start stumbling.
But you know what? You've just put us on the defensive. Now we want you to prove it.
So don't tell us - show us. Get to the good slides. Or trash the slides and give us a relevant, live demo.