@Groupon - a swing and a miss? (A Work-Related Post)

GroupOn aims for the stars with "The Deals We Want our Grandkids to Remember Us For"

If you look at their email, I don't think they were successful, wouldn't you agree?

Is this the efforts by which their entire legacy is judged, should I just unsubscribe now because it's not going to get any better/relevant?

(I hate to even have to mention this, but due to my work's social media policy, I need to note that this was created during non-work hours and just scheduled to post while I'm at work.)