"The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them."It was so brilliant. It just made such perfect sense. And the guy's name was Randy, just like his. In an instant, Randy fell in love with the idea of a confusing crime. Of course, Randy might have plenty of time to plan his crime because Randy wasn't a brilliant man. In retrospect, having six burritos before robbing this house was a really bad idea and now as he sat there, reading the homeowner's Reader's Digest, he just hoped he'd be able to escape the house before police arrived. But for now, he was going to be there awhile.
-- Randy K. Milholland
Ok, fine, not my best, but it's been too long since I did a 120.