Resolved: I Will Learn to Tie a Tie

This is sad, but I don't know how to tie a tie. I've tied a few, but most of the ties I own have been tied by other people. When I take them off, I just hang them up, still tied. It's convenient, but it's a pain when I receive a new tie and then I have to wait to wear it until I can temporarily re-learn.

So I will learn it well this time so that it sticks.