I wonder what would happen if I added up all the "there's x minutes of my life I'll never get back." I'd probably get really depressed. Here's something Lori sent me for its sheer awfulness value. Probably the most talented thing in it is Ryan Seacrest, if you can believe that. (I stopped watching American Idol and moved out of L.A. -- has he come out of the closet yet?) For your viewing displeasure... Gwen Stefani.