Gay horse?

MSNBC.COM -- Ok, this story is just so bizarre. It creates more questions than it answers.

1. Why is it not illegal in Washington State to have sex with an animal?
   
2. Why is sex with an animal ok, but at the same time, sex with a smaller animal might be considered animal cruelty? Maybe the state should maintain a list on their website so as to help those farms who host beastiality parties.
   
3. If a guy has sex with a horse, but the horse plays the man's role, does it make the horse gay?
   
4. How do you get a horse to agree to have sex with a man? Actually, nevermind, I don't want to know.

My parents keep asking us to move back to Washington State, but it seems to be a pretty messed-up state.... Bufford Furrow (1999 killing spree in Los Angeles, Olympia), Lee Boyd Malvo and John Muhammad (2000 sniper attacks in DC, Tacoma), Joseph Duncan (Idaho killings and kidnappings, Tacoma).

The scary part? I, Kevin and World Girl all went to school in Tacoma. It was a crummy town, but who knew it was generating future scum of the earth? Maybe it was the public school system? Or the proximity to the military bases. Or something in the water?