Target will supposedly start selling vibrators soon. The link above is to a stupid petition. Stupid because internet petitions aren't worth squat.
I have a better idea... go to the store regularly and take the vibrators, put them in your basket, wheel over to the toy section and then leave them all over on shelves and hanging from the racks and stuff.
Now that's both funny and probably much more effective.
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And by effective I mean for those who think that Target shouldn't be selling stuff like that in their fight to get Target to stop selling it.
Me, I'm not sure I really care one way or the other. I think it's tacky and I'm surprised they'd consider such a move. I can't believe you'd buy something like that at Target. It seems like you'd really have to carefully pick which 16-year-old-with-braces' line you'd want to be in when you get up to the register. I imagine plenty of these left in the candy racks by the register, too, from people who thought it was funny, or who were chickening out.
Toy section... heck, I'd go further and put them in the refrigerators in front of the milk, or anywhere a mother would innocently send her child for an item.
"Mommy... what is a 'personal massager', and can I have one?"
Oy! Just have them for sale behind a counter for adults only, and have a cash register there to purchase them. Since I personally have more than a few friends who thought they would go blind if they masterbated as they were growing up, I think it is good to have something out in the open.
As for me, I think any woman who wants her own self-pleasure toy should have one, and have them readily available to her. Personally, if I didn't have toys, I WOULD go blind. Oy.
Toy section... heck, I'd go further and put them in the refrigerators in front of the milk, or anywhere a mother would innocently send her child for an item.
"Mommy... what is a 'personal massager', and can I have one?"
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