Welcome to tonight's installation of "James is on vacation, so here's another lazy last minute bit of randomness."I was thinking that lobsters are only boiled because some lobster clamped on some chef and he got mad and threw it into a pot of boiling water and stood there smiling as it screamed. And then served it to someone influential.
I mean, if you think about it, how often do you choose boiled meat? It's not like you can get a live boiled cow or duck. (Lori wonders how you get a live cow into boiling water - easy, crane. Also, she takes issue with the duck. Again, easy - little concrete shoes.)
And, yes, yes, yes, fine. Laura says he's a lobster.
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