Yay, it's that time of year again!

Grab some coffee, pull up a chair. It's time for the 2013 Bulwer-Lytton awards! Similar to the idea of "Don't Make Me Think" requiring lots of thought, here are some great examples of people who have worked really, really hard to produce some brilliant, albeit bad, writing. Much like this blog, but in a much more condensed and entertaining format.

This was a very easy mystery for me to solve, so I never considered putting it in a story until I was telling some friends about it, and I realized the average person, such as yourself, has trouble figuring it out, although it is really laughably simple. — Thor F. Carden, Madison, TN

On to the awards!