Two cups

I tried to post this on Facebook but it failed, so now it's a blog post. Lucky you.

A conversation that happens at work pretty regularly.

Them: Hey, two mugs, huh?

Me (carrying two mugs): Yep, one's breakfast, the other is oatmeal.

They frown for a second or two as they try to work that out (answer: the coffee is breakfast) and then they laugh nervously and then they stop asking silly questions.