Tuxederalls - Because it's after 6 pm *and* you are a farmer.
Lori and I were talking tonight about how Ben hates pants and how we'd solve everything if we just bought him a bunch of overalls. Which made us think of that line from 30 Rock.
Liz: "Why are you wearing a tux?"
Jack: "It's after 6. What am I, a farmer?"
And thus it was born: Tuxederalls - It's overalls in the theme of a tuxedo. We both thought it had one of those great "Is it real, or is it fake?" names like Fishkin or Mockolate or Fishtachios.
So this is our poor Man's Patent: tuxederalls. As of 8:49 pm pst on 2012-12-03, there is absolutely no search results on Google for "tuxederalls" or "tuxedarals" or "tuxederals" or "tuxedaralls" I'm surprised by that.