Conspiracy

So there are people who believe that our government is full of secrets... Like aliens and what really happened on 9/11 or the faked moon landing.

However, we discount them as crackpots and crazy. However, if you think about it, if they really believed that our government was capable of such feats of secrecy, then they are placing far more faith in the abilities of our government than are truly logical.

Therefore, I have a new theory - the conspiracy theorists are funded by the government to make such truths seem implausible. Would be just like our government to tell us exactly what they're doing, knowing we wouldn't believe them.

Gotta go, someone's at door.