...but will never get. A Television Viewer's Bill of Rights.
(In related news, I have not been following American Idol anymore -- got tired of Randy's "dawg, dawg, dawg" -- but lots of Seattle connections. The two finalists auditioned in Seattle (though the odds-on favorite is from Glendale, Arizona) and the "finalist song" was written by a guy from Federal Way and a guy from Tacoma. One of them is a pastor at a daughter church of the church we currently attend.)