FUNNY! At least I haven't been assaulted by AOL yet...
This is pretty funny. I won't spoil too much of the story before you click on it to read it, but don't worry, the guy writing the story is ok. No harm done. Though he doesn't say what happened to the old ladies or nearby cars. Beware the AOL flying aliens!
http://www.mediapost.com/dtls_dsp_news.cfm?newsId=107435