Thursday, August 14, 2008

Oh, Lord Won't You Buy Me a Mercury Sable

 
Not exactly sure why, but I always pictured God as more of a Land Rover or Toyota Land Cruiser type of Guy.  (Maybe the word land?  Or maybe because they're both rugged without the 'Hey, I'm a massive tool' status you get when you own a Hummer.)  And while duct tape has a lot of uses, I figure God would have made the duct tape in the same color as the car or done something else to the scratch.  (Like speak it out of existence.)
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