PARIS, Monday, Associated Press -- The French Government announced today that it has raised its terror alert level to "Hide."
The change in alert level was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of their white flag factories, effectively disabling their military.
The French Terror Alert System contains four levels indicating successive levels of assessed threat by the La Ministrie de Securite ou La La. The safest level is Run, followed by Hide, then Surrender and when danger is strongly antipated, its highest rating is Collaborate.
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