Duck!

How can China consider itself a world-class country when it controls all the news organizations and still can't get it right? An article from The Onion ended up in the Bejing Evening News with just a little bit of re-editing.

While at The Onion, I found this scary story about how everyone is being issued life jackets.

Apparently Adelphia was keeping two sets of books. This astounds me. It seems more like the things that mafia movies and Enron stories are made of.

Oops... apparently about a week ago, a Seattle Mariner fan's ashes were dropped on Safeco Field. KIRO news, in an attempt to find out whose
ashes they were, made my friend call the relatives people who had recently died and were known to be Mariner's fans. I guess people are kind of upset.

Sprint PCS Sucks in Hartford

Sprint PCS sucks in New York

Yep, Levin was forced out.

And this one... I love it... it's titled Time Warner's AOL problem...

This is an interesting article on how and why you'll find music CD's at Pottery Barn, Crate & Barrel, Hardware Restoration and the like... Why Music Rocks (Business2.0)

This is kind of a neat story... it's about a guy who was a reporter for the Pentagon... he doesn't still write stories, but he still keeps going to the Pentagon and they keep letting him. Wall Street Journal

Yay... Brian Williams was just announced as the first of the second round of national news anchors. Story here. I haven't watched national nightly news in a long time, except for once or twice in the last two months for some weird reason. But I'm glad that Brian Williams has finally been acknowledged for the tremendous talent that he is. Congrats, Brian!

Sprint Sucks in Los Angeles.

Cosmo goes Kazakhstani... Yep, 33% of my audience isn't the only thing going to Kazahkstan this year...

Sprint Sucks in Cincinnati.

This used to be home to a lot of people... until Israelis destroyed it.

As if Egyptian Hairless Cats were freaky enough... Israeli Featherless Chickens That's crazy! And I'm not even Brian Fellow. (from Emil)