How can China consider itself a world-class country when it controls all the news organizations and still can't get it right? An article from The Onion ended up in the Bejing Evening News with just a little bit of re-editing.

While at The Onion, I found this scary story about how everyone is being issued life jackets.

Apparently Adelphia was keeping two sets of books. This astounds me. It seems more like the things that mafia movies and Enron stories are made of.