It's only a flesh wound.

This seems like a bold claim for Band-Aid brand bandages to be making.  You've just cut yourself and are looking for something to stem the tide of the vital fluid leaking from a hole that shouldn't be there. And Band-Aid says "Hey, no worries, dude. You're going to be just fine." They've put a TM next to it. Something tells me the legal department makes no such claims.