Thursday, September 27, 2018

Strangers on a Train

A boy, DRACO MALFOY, with slicked back hair and a grimace of an expression appears at the doorway.

Draco: Has anyone seen a toad? A jerk called Neville's lost one and I intend to sell it back to him.

Ron: No.

Draco: Oh, are you doing magic? Let's have a laugh then. Go to it.

Ron: Aghhhemm. Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!

{Zap. Nothing happens. Ron shrugs.}

Draco: Are you daft? That not a real spell, is it? Well, it's not very good? My father has taught me all kinds of spells. Here's a rather stupid one...{Draco goes over and sits across from Harry. He points his hand at Harry's glasses and Harry tenses} Oculus Reparo. {The glasses, which noseband is battered and lense cracked, are repaired. Harry takes them off, amazed.} You're welcome? Cripes, you're Harry Potter. I'm Draco Malfoy.  Avada Kedavra. 

The End

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Super James!

Hi, James -
Thanks for writing. The dreaded coffee spill! I've been there many times. Still, we always forgive and return for more -- such is life! The "Super James" strip you asked about does not appear in either of the two available "James" books -- so I'm attaching a copy to this email. Enjoy!
Warmest regards,

Mark Tonra 

Monday, September 03, 2018

Old Notes: Fixation on Death

captured to my phone on Sunday, June 25, 2017 at 11:15 am (finally posted to my blog on Sept. 2018)

Notes from the sermon. Just taking notes, summarizing, a little commentary, no re-writing or polishing.

A "good death"
- peaceful, in your sleep
- with no loose ends

Do we have a fixation with death in the U.S.? Lots of TV shows about solving crimes, plus the news. And yet we work pretty hard to avoid death (and things that represent or make us think of death or remind us of our own mortality.)

We sequester death. We pursue stuff that makes us think of life + shiny stuff, new stuff, the latest stuff. If we're not careful, we can turn that pursuit into its own gospel: avoiding sin, suffering, despair, pain if we just do the right thing.

And then we start working to protect what we have and keep others at bay. The have-nots, the sufferers, the sinful are to be avoided because they are reminders of what we could become. 

But Jesus, unafraid fo death, goes where we won't, says what we won't say, loves people we avoid. In fact, not only isn't he afraid of death, he chooses it.

Reading the Bible as Western Americans... We read "sin" as "wrong personal choice" and yet that's far too limiting. If it was just choice, that's way too easy.  But it's much deeper - so deep that we must die, we must change everything. (Geeky - We need a whole new operating system?)

Family Man - Nicholas Cage - you can't possess your identity, you can only receive it. 

Jesus recieves his identity from God, spending his life revealing God. 

We no longer have to fear death, but it is a wholesale change, a new identity, a new reality, a new way of living in the world. Success and possession are no longer motivators because we are to dead to that process, to move to receiving and relying on God. 

Now that we don't have to be afraid any more, we can be on mission. Now that what we have is a gift from God, there's no fear in giving it away. None of us are good enough, smart enough, rich enough to escape death. 

So what should we do with what we are given? (And we're not just talking about stuff now.)

Of course, it doesn't mean we can now expect a life free of pain. It doesn't mean we stop planning for the future (we still live in a world which requires house payments). It doesn't mean we are all the same - diversity and variety is clearly part of this world.  It doesn't mean we will never sin again. It doesn't mean that we don't struggle daily to try to cling to our old life. 

We keep reading the Bible through our Western individualist mindset, but we need to remember that we are all interconnected. We admit sin together, we mourn together, we suffer together, we lift each other up, we celebrate together.


We (Christians) should be putting therapists out of business because we should be, in community, lifting each other up, supporting each other, loving each other, serving together.  

Sunday, September 02, 2018

I don't need this kind of negativity. Goodbye, Starbucks, goodbye, Walgreens. #email

I'm not a big fan of points. Offered by retailers and credit cards, they're a way to give you credit towards future purchases in an alternative currency. Earn points! It's fun! It's a game!


While I do love free beverages from Starbucks or free gasoline for buying groceries, what I do not love is expiring points. Or more specifically, emails telling me points are expiring.

When the primary focus of an email is the let a customer know they have expiring points, the sender is hoping that the subscriber will go and spend the points to avoid letting them go to waste, and in the process, spend more real money. They're hoping the Fear of Missing Out (wikipedia) will overshadow the Sunk Cost Fallacy (wikipedia).
We have something of yours and we're taking it away.
But... what the reader is more likely to see is "We have something of yours and we're taking it away." And this in turn may cause them to do exactly the opposite, spend less and perhaps even resent the sender. This is called Reactance (wikipedia).

In other words "I don't need this kind of negativity." So, I'm unsubscribing from these emails. Unsubscribing costs companies money. While it varies from company to company, it's be proven time and again that when you stop appearing in people's inboxes, they stop thinking about you. One website I was looking at said you could do a lazy estimate of $1 per month ongoing for each unsubscribe. Another said each time a subscriber unsubscribed, it was worth $26 to your bottom line. (You should do the math on your own particular list.)
I don't need this kind of negativity. Goodbye.
Take a look at your customer marketing and messaging. Are there any places where you're taking something away that you've previously given to a customer? Do you have to take it away? If so, does your messaging end up ultimately pushing them away?

So, I'm off the Walgreens mailing list. And as such, I'll become less and less mindful of them. And for what? 240 points. Or in US currency, 24 cents.

(Cross-posted to LinkedIn.)