Monday, December 29, 2003

Don't be caught in public with an almanac

The government is warning police agencies to be on the lookout for people with almanacs... they could be terrorists! (nbc4.tv) Of course, after this news report, maybe they should be on the lookout for people at Kinkos making photocopies of pages from almanacs or people at Barnes and Noble furiously scribbling onto paper while reading an almanac. Or anyone at Starbucks with a laptop and a wireless connection. Or anyone who calls 411 on their cell phone and asks for directions to Sacramento. *sigh*

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