This just in... know what your company is doing. You'd think it would be common sense for a CEO of a company to know how his company was doing. But, we've seen all too frequently that they can get off by simply saying "I wasn't aware of that." Proposed new rules would make it a crime to utter those words. Well, actually, to not be aware... if you're running the thing and you're profiting you had better well know what's going on because you could be held liable. Only then will we start to see people investing again and stop buying up all the dang houses.

Am I human? The computer asked.

Sprint PCS sucks in Jacksonville

Sprint PCS sucks in Baltimore

Spring PCS sucks in Seattle

Duck!

How can China consider itself a world-class country when it controls all the news organizations and still can't get it right? An article from The Onion ended up in the Bejing Evening News with just a little bit of re-editing.

While at The Onion, I found this scary story about how everyone is being issued life jackets.

Apparently Adelphia was keeping two sets of books. This astounds me. It seems more like the things that mafia movies and Enron stories are made of.

Oops... apparently about a week ago, a Seattle Mariner fan's ashes were dropped on Safeco Field. KIRO news, in an attempt to find out whose
ashes they were, made my friend call the relatives people who had recently died and were known to be Mariner's fans. I guess people are kind of upset.

Sprint PCS Sucks in Hartford

Sprint PCS sucks in New York

Yep, Levin was forced out.

And this one... I love it... it's titled Time Warner's AOL problem...