Lobster Theory

Welcome to tonight's installation of "James is on vacation, so here's another lazy last minute bit of randomness."

I was thinking that lobsters are only boiled because some lobster clamped on some chef and he got mad and threw it into a pot of boiling water and stood there smiling as it screamed. And then served it to someone influential.

I mean, if you think about it, how often do you choose boiled meat? It's not like you can get a live boiled cow or duck. (Lori wonders how you get a live cow into boiling water - easy, crane. Also, she takes issue with the duck. Again, easy - little concrete shoes.)

And, yes, yes, yes, fine. Laura says he's a lobster.