Bleep Bleep Blorp Bloop, @Lowes

I'm pretty sure my recent Twitter correspondence with Lowes was actually a conversation with a very basic Artificial Intelligence.  (Yeah, I said it - Lowes Social Media - ya basic.)

I don't know if it can tweet on its own, or if it just suggests the next response and someone approves it.  It has all the hallmarks of impersonality:

1. Overuse of my name

2. Generic responses that lack context

3. Extreme non-committal / zero pledge to action

4. Not even that little ^ with initials that a lot of social media teams use to indicate that a person made the response.  

Bleep bleep blorp bloop, Lowes.